Peggy Penny
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First thing this morning, 
I see this person fixing a car 
across the alley.  So, I venture 
across the dirt path alley
 right away 
to see if they need
my help.  
Turns out they do

They ask me to please
 hand them
The Screw Driver
So, I hand them my drink. 

Yah, it seemed to help me.  
I'm fine.
I don't know their name yet,
But, they are a person.

Hi, my name is Peter. 
Who wants a Pepi Brew?
No, Yeh, I don't say any brand names unless I get paid.
No, Yeh, like Pepsi, Coke, WalMart... Trojan.

I don't know about you 
but I notice some people
seem to get away with everything.  
They do.  

I get away with nothing all day

Don't wear any pants.
That's how to get rid
 of the crack.