You heard that...
 Corruption Corrupts Absolute? 
Well...
Stupid Stupefies Absolutely Stupid
I went to The Wal Mart
 and as I walk into the store, 
a bunch of people were
standing outside and a loud 
beep noise sound was blaring
from a handicapped electric chair.
I look inside to see if I needed 
to save anyone from a fire death
I saw a manager standing close by,
so, I ran in, making sure to stay
 close to the door in case 
I have to save myself
from a fire death and I asked her, 
"Is there an emergency?"
 She says, "nah, The electric chair
just ran out of juice.
I go to Vonsey Land.
Vonsey Land
Because 
It's a world of laughter and 
an amusement grocery store 
of high price fears.  
Just being blunt.
But, I like the pharmacy.
(shaky face and hand)
'They got drugs.'
Nah, I don't do no drugs
and I'm not so big 
without alcohol neither.  
You guys know I'm straight and legal.
How many times I gotta confess?