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"Stupid Stupefies Absolutely Stupid"
You heard that...
Corruption Corrupts Absolute?
Stupid Stupefies Absolutely Stupid
I went to The Wal Mart
and as I walk into the store,
a bunch of people were
standing outside and a loud
beep noise sound was blaring
from a handicapped electric chair.
I look inside to see if I needed
to save anyone from a fire death
I saw a manager standing close by,
so, I ran in, making sure to stay
close to the door in case
I have to save myself
from a fire death and I asked her,
"Is there an emergency?"
She says, "nah, The electric chair
just ran out of juice.
I go to Vonsey Land.
It's a world of laughter and
an amusement grocery store
of high price fears.
Just being blunt.
But, I like the pharmacy.
(shaky face and hand)
'They got drugs.'
Nah, I don't do no drugs
and I'm not so big
without alcohol neither.
You guys know I'm straight and legal.
How many times I gotta confess?
Every time a blond is born
another angel has no wings.