Are you a Religious Audience?
'Cause I have this theory
about bald guys.
Oh, I love guys and their theories
so I came up with one of my own.
So, I start with
a hypothesis that I am going to prove to you all right now.
Bald guys are sexy
If I meet a bald guy at work,
I at least know he's got a job.
Bald dudes must be sexy.
If a bald guy
is such a turn off,
how come we still have bald men?
Wouldn't Evolution
a taken care of that by now?
Did Hollywood teach you nothing?
People Always Ask Me If I Am
' A Natural Blond. '
What exactly are they asking?
Are they trying to find
My Bermuda Triangle
or something?
I was born in California.
